You're too late, as usual.

My Private Party at the
Playboy Mansion:

Let's get something straight...

I'm a jerk.

I'm obnoxious.

And I'm lazy.

But I don't care because I'm FILTHY RICH.

But it doesn't matter much at this point, because you're too LATE.

That's too bad for you, but it affects me a grand total of ZERO percent.

I'm on to bigger and better things, so for now, just GO AWAY.

Later Loser,


The Only Way to Travel

The RJ girls

My Party at the Playboy Mansion

Dennis Rodman Stopped By

I'm Live on KTLA (WB network)

My Interview on "Extra"

Avril Lavigne

Kristin Cavallari

Nice Shorts